
Some years ago Cage and
Camu Tao put out a record as Nighthawks where they bust dirty cop rhymes over
Miami Vice beats. So of course when I see the
Nighthawks feature film on the boob tube I think I'm in for a ninety minute tale about a pair of bad lieutenants policing a TBS world. Look! Stallone, Rutger
Hauer, Lindsay Wagner, and Billy Dee! Fuck yeah. Let's see some windblown
coiffures, 9
mm's, and crooked cops breaking drug
dealin' faces.
Unfortunately the 'Hawks are just some undercover narcs who disdain paperwork. Whatever.